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Saturday, May 30, 2009

Have a Laugh on Us: Volume 2!



Another masterpiece from the creators of the original 'Have a Laugh on Us' joke book. I haven't completely reviewed but beware, not all jokes here can give you a hearty laugh. Better skip this one unless you're looking for a collection.

Sample:

This ought to make us feel better about our computer skills...
Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!


Download Link: http://www.filefactory.com/file/ag3gd5a/n/Chuckle_Book_2_pdf

Saturday, May 23, 2009

'Have a Laugh on Us' Volume 1: 140 Jokes, one file



Have a Laugh on Us is prepared by Helene Malmsio and contains many ribtickling jokes that guarantee to give you a day full of chuckles. :)

Jokes Type: Clean & Family-Friendly

Sample:

A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill. After examination, the doctor came out with the results.

"I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time"

"Oh no, that's terrible! How long have I got?" "Ten.." says the doctor. "Ten? Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?" he asks desperately.

"Ten, nine, eight, seven..."

Download Link: http://www.filefactory.com/file/ag126a0/n/Chuckle_Book_pdf

Friday, May 22, 2009

Exclusive: Jokes 1.0 Collection of more than 11000 jokes!



This jokes software containing 11000 jokes can only be found on the Jokesline site now, as even the official site is reporting a 'File Not Found' error.

This software contains 4614 jokes in English and the rest in Romanian. So, like me, if you didn't know that Romanian was a language and not a person from Rome, then this software has only 4614 jokes for us. :(

Some jokes are good and some are not. I recommend downloading this only if you are desperate for a large jokes software.

Warning: Some jokes might contain adult content.

Sample:

A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One day he called a soldier in to the office and said "Kramer, your grandmother died."

The soldier fell apart. After he left, the colonel told the lieutenant, "You could have been a little more tactful. I have some books at home that could help you."

The lieutenant read the half-dozen books lent him by the colonel and was ready for the next crisis. Private Taylor's grandfather had passed away.

The next morning, at reveille, the lieutenant said, "Men, how many of you have a grandfather still living? Not so fast, Private Taylor!"

Download Link:
http://www.filefactory.com/file/ag16cdc/n/JokesSetup_exe

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Reader's Digest's Best Jokes


A select collection of the best jokes Reader's Digest has to offer over the years. Small in size but exquisitely original and well chosen, this ebook is surely a collector's item. As this booklet puts it:

"Laughter the best medicine" is a term coined by Reader's Digest
and we deliver small doses in every issue of the magazine. But we
sometimes need an extra-large booster to get into really great shape,
and this book, a collection of the best jokes from all over is it.

Sample:

Maid: What do you want, sir?
Visitor: I want to see your master.
Maid: What's your business, please?
Visitor: There is a bill...
Maid: Ah! He left yesterday for his village...
Visitor: Which I have to pay him...
Maid: And he returned this morning.

Download Link: http://www.filefactory.com/file/ag13703/n/Readers_Digest_Best_Jokes_pdf

Monday, May 18, 2009

The Jester: A collection of 101 jokes


'The Jester' is a collection of 101 jokes created by Graham Perry. It is actually a sample for the paid Jester file but still delivers some pretty rib-tickling jokes. Enjoy!

Sample:
A drunk wanders into a church and heads straight for the confessional box. The Priest
recognises him as someone he has been trying to get to church for some time and is
delighted that he has turned up. The Priest goes into the other side of the
confessional. A few moments later the drunk says, "Hey, have you got any paper your
side?”


Download Link: http://www.filefactory.com/file/ag12522/n/The_Jester_pdf